Submission by Raj

Duolingo landing page in a Soviet Constructivist Propaganda aesthetic — the complete opposite of Duolingo's friendly, rounded, playful brand. Same product. Same content. Completely opposite design. Blood red, near-black, and aged cream replace the cheerful greens. Anton condensed type replaces the rounded friendly fonts. Zero rounded corners anywhere. Every illustration regenerated in a flat woodcut style. The friendly owl is now a stern commissar pointing directly at you. "Free. Fun. Effective." becomes "Free. Relentless. Effective." Built completely in v0 by Vercel. Audio narration generated and powered by ElevenLabs — a single authoritarian voiceover plays from the hero section, delivering the full page as a state mandate. One button. One voice. No friendliness.