Submission by tsensei

Paste any company URL — an AI agent scrapes the entire site using Firecrawl /scrape, then cross-references marketing claims against real reviews, funding data, and competitors using Firecrawl Search. Claude Sonnet 4.6 orchestrates research autonomously in a multi-turn tool-use loop, then ElevenLabs TTS delivers a savage comedy roast streamed in real-time. Every punchline references real data — "That's not a value proposition, that's a fortune cookie." BYOK — users bring their own API keys, nothing stored on our servers.